something: *happen*

me: why this 

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
  • officialcrow:


    Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

    this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

    so there’s this teacher in my school who has been noted for outwardly stating that women play virtually no role in society and other equally disgusting things of that sexist nature

    and when i offhandedly commented on how bad of a person he is, i was met with “he’s a genius. his sarcasm is just intense sometimes”


    20 Oct   7 notes