MRS
I KNOW ABOUT ALLISON
— THE ONLY FREAKING THING THAT MATTERS RIGHT NOW (via dylanslilnugget)

daeneryus:

hot things to say during sex:

  • aw man i shot marvin in the face
  • silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
  • you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
  • the d is silent
  • [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
  • BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN
  • bucky: knock knock
  • steve: who's there
  • bucky: i don't know
  • frightvale:

    (Ryan Gosling Voice) *says nothing for the first 30 minutes*

    gamoralord:

    how to seduce me in one easy step:

    1. metal arm